Survivorman

My husband's keen interest in wilderness survival skills have clearly been passed down to this kid; just check out this post-battle scene...

 
I guess we know the answer to the two essential items Kenyon would choose if he were stranded on a desert island.  Microphone?  Check.  Nail clippers?  Check.

This ferocious wild animal was clearly no match for those wisely chosen tools, and the skilled outdoorsman now rests his weary body.  Stuffed dog roasted over a campfire will make a mighty fine meal.